Taylor's Revenge. I attempted to get even with Payback (the big bitch), but my actual revenge came much later when one of the cuts sparked a huge amount of controversy with the Gay And Lesbian Alliance. The president of the local GALA chapter started stalking Taylor in her own passive way (leaving six-packs and love notes on his doorstep). There was an impressive amount of spillover in the form of cryptic references to the cuts represented in the screensavers of the computer labs and postings on bulletin boards...

All in all, it was not a bad deal for a full-time student, part-time anarchist. I strongly urge anyone with the free time and the inclination to use it for the greater good, to replicate this experiment. Humankind is in a rut, and it is up to all of us; both as individuals and as a species to break out of it and in doing so, strive for our full potential.

If you won't do it for yourself, do it for your progeny- Don't leave the children on their own!


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